Also, doesn't my new avatar look impossibly happy about everything I say? "It's just so brilliant being me," it says. "No, really!"
Interesting that Microsoft is splitting Kinect into two models: one for PC, one for 360. Why sell one when you can sell two?
Watching Mean Girls as a birthday treat. Lindsay Lohan used to be so hot - what went wrong?
Totally forgot Virtua Fighter 5: Final Showdown was out later this year. Awesome!
Need this game now: "Let's Ride: Best in Breed - If players feed their horse too many snacks, brief flatulence sounds can be heard."
"Are you happy that Netflix is now on Wii? Have you steamed anything yet?" Oh man.
Rumour that the next Xbox will include a tablet controller as well as motion control. Honestly, you can't make this industry up sometimes.
Oh, apart from Bobby Carrot Forever, that's quite good. And I guess Doodle Fit is too. Just Make-Up and Style letting us down, then!
Stay tuned for possibly the worst Nintendo Download Europe's seen in quite a while!
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