TV listing: Cheaters followed by The Great Sperm Crisis. Two shows that really should do a crossover for efficiency's sake.

Our staff portraits @nintendolife make them look really, really happy. Gotta do something about that.

Freeview channel 20 is showing Cheaters. I imagine this show will make my head explode with rage.

Playing Tekken 3D. Saturday night's all right for fighting, after all.

Clocked a very pleasing 10 StreetPasses today. I better be able to finish that DKCR puzzle...

Watching Inside Man. So far I've seen three actors from The Wire - Judge Phelan, Ziggy Sobotka and Officer Walker. Amazing.

Tina Fey as the Little Mermaid makes me feel confused and bizarrely excited.

Having Mythbusters on demand through Netflix has done absolutely nothing for my productivity.

Hey guys, remember when we said the games industry was recession-proof? Those were crazy days.

I'm previewing the new-look @nintendolife. It looks really good.