Category: Games

September 9th, 2008
Blog Entry

Happy birthday Dreamcast!

Yes, today marks the ninth birthday of the Dreamcast (going off its American release date of 9-9-99). I love my Dreamcast very dearly and I can’t imagine how I ever lived without it.Photo-0028

Some things that happen in life are simply unfair, and the demise of the Dreamcast falls squarely into that category. There’s been so many millions of Dreamcast postmortems, but this isn’t a post about why it’s failed, it’s about celebrating its arrival in the first place!

Dreamcast brought us the first Internet play on consoles, an extremely forward-thinking memory card (PS3 and PSP are only just doing some of the things Sega started almost ten years ago!) and countless iconic games – Skies of Arcadia! Shenmue! Jet Set Radio! Space Channel 5!

Happy birthday Dreamcast! I love you more than even your super-powerful processors can comprehend.


September 1st, 2008
Blog Entry

Carnival of Video Game Bloggers Revival!

Well, it’s good to be back! After a far, far too long absence the Carnival of Video Game Bloggers has finally returned, ready to share with you all the amazing articles written by the top game bloggers of the world. Rejoice!

We’ll soon be back to our regular pattern, so if you’ve got an article you’d like to appear in the next Carnival simply head over to the Blog Carnival Submissions form and it’ll appear in the next Carnival, due for posting on September 22nd!

For now, let’s get stuck in with the Carnival!

David Herbert presents Games-News-Trainer Mechanic Will Appear In Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09 posted at pariahs-guild.com. (For David’s other articles, click here).

Aury Glenz presents This Game Sucks: GTA IV Edition posted at Trash Flavored Trash.

Jaklar presents Age of Conan Launch Impressions – Good News, Bad News posted at InfoAddict.

96well presents [game] Mechanical turk for Science posted at Reportergene.

Redskyy presents Guitar Hero Increases the PR Pressure posted at media spec.

Harrison presents Top 10 Video Games of All Time posted at Watsonreview’s Weblog, saying, “Some of these games on this list might just surprise you”

Danogo presents Play Games For Cash And Make Money posted at Danogo.com – Discover. Inspiring . Media, saying, “Why play regular online games when you can play them and make money too”

old-wizard presents Top 5 Girls From Nintendo posted at Old-Wizard.com.

old-wizard presents Ask DestructoMaximo: May 29th, 2008 posted at Old-Wizard.com.

Heather Johnson presents Guest Post: Health Researchers Obtain Grants for Video Game Study posted at Patient Centric Healthcare.

Anthony De Franco presents The 3rd String Safety: Nearly Perfect: A Review of Devil May Cry 4… posted at The 3rd String Safety, saying, “We are a blog focused on the interests of young men, including sports, MMA, television, and of course Video Games. We cover the hype and releases of many games in addition to reviews of any games we play.”

Aonxe presents Warhammer Online Guild System Heads Up posted at Aonxe, saying, “An interesting, in-depth article about the new game Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning and how their new revolutionary “living guild” system works.”

Fiona King presents Virtual Learning: 25 Best Sims and Games For the Classroom posted at College@Home.

JakeT presents Episode 1 “Roll it Gal” posted at Jak in the Box. Sims 2 machinima.

Meg presents Simpson’s Paradox » Blog Archive » Priorities posted at Simpson’s Paradox. World of Warcraft related.

Matthew Boyd presents Sailing away with “Harpooned.” posted at Kwanzoo, saying, “Harpooned – A fine example of video games as rhetoric.”

Eclipse presents The Purpose of Video Game Reviews posted at Gaming My Way.

old-wizard presents Classic Console Review: Super Nintendo posted at Old-Wizard.com.

Michael. presents Halo 3: Microsoft Xbox 360 Combat Re-Evolved posted at Review Hookup.

old-wizard presents Top 5 Hardest Video Game Castles posted at Old-Wizard.com.

Mark presents Are DVD’s Big Enough for Xbox 360 Games? posted at Second Story Gamer.

Christopher Swenson presents PS3 Streaming Video: Mediatomb posted at High Def Delight, saying, “A PS3 streaming video tutorial.”

Jenny presents Gaming Addiction | The Inner Shopper posted at The Inner Shopper.

Solid-RKO-AVV presents METAL GEAR SOLID 4: Method to the Madness posted at Today’s Shenanigans, saying, “Commentary on METAL GEAR SOLID 4 and the sub-text of Hideo Kojima. A metaphor as a direct commentary to games such as HALO’s new popularity within the videogame industry, or GEARS OF WAR, or KILLZONE, or the numerous others that base themselves on war violence that have been saturating the market.”

Alvaro Fernandez presents Brain Age, Posit Science, and Brain Training Topics posted at SharpBrains: Your Window into the Brain Fitness Revolution, saying, “In summary, the great news is that there are more tools available than ever before to assess and train a variety of cognitive skills. The bad news (is this really news?) is that we shouldn’t be expecting magic pills and that “brain age” is a fiction.”

Jenny presents Lego Indiana Jones posted at The Inner Shopper.

M Pratt presents Nintendo wii Zelda | Nintendo wii Game Console posted at Nintendo wii Game ConsoleNintendo Wii – Massively Popular, saying, “wii rocks”

Francis Lui presents How to Increase Your Motivation Even After Your Game Fails posted at Relaxing Entertainment Blog.

Matthew Boyd presents State loses court case to the ESA. Again. Has to use taxpayer money for legal fees. Again. posted at Kwanzoo.

SomeAudioGuy presents The Best of the WORST videogame voice acting. CHOAS WARS! posted at The Ramblings of Some Audio Guy, saying, “I’m sure you’ve seen the chaos wars video, but couldn’t see it in any recent carnivals. Worst voice acting EVAR!”

Sagar Satapathy presents 50 Ways to Use the Wii In Your Library | OEDb posted at OEDb: Online Education Database.

old-wizard presents Top 10 Reasons That Super Nintendo Dominated the Sega Genesis posted at Old-Wizard.com.

old-wizard presents Top 5 Video Game Makers posted at Old-Wizard.com.

old-wizard presents The Top 10 Arcade Games posted at Old-Wizard.com.

Fiona King presents 100+ Sites for Playing Free Video Games Online posted at Internet Service Deals.

Sean Fear presents I Am Handheld: Episode I: Attack of the Famiclones posted at I Am Handheld.

Eclipse presents The Use of Mini-Games posted at Gaming My Way.

Eclipse presents Buying Video Games New or Used posted at Gaming My Way.

Nahiyan Malik presents PlayStation Direct: PS3 VS XBOX 360: Exclusive Games for 2008 posted at PlayStation Direct, saying, “The reign of the Xbox is almost over. As of late the PS3 has been looking better and better. Looks like 2008 will be the year of the PlayStation. PlayStation 3 has many big name titles coming out this year and if the all games from the list are all actually released this year, all we can say is WOW.”

Scott Davis presents How I would have proposed if I was smart…. | ZombieChatter.com posted at ZombieChatter.com. Bejeweled.

Jordan Bieber presents New Free Game: WordBomb – George W. Bush Edition posted at Jack Games, saying, “Free game featuring the wit and wisdom of George W. Bush.”

Bil Smith presents August 3rd, 2008 – Synapsis posted at Bil’s Game-A-Day Blog, saying, “Bil’s Game-A-Day Blog is here to deliver a game review each and every day, with a link to the game. All games are free to play, all sites recommended are free to join. I love casual gaming, so to help people get involved with my hobby, I filter out the best of the best to lure them in.”

Ayman presents E3 posted at Tech Talk, saying, “Just a gaming blog”

Shawn Arnold presents Vice City Game Cheats posted at The Thrifty Reviewer, saying, “Vice City Game Cheats”

Shawn Arnold presents Grand Theft Auto 3 Cheats posted at The Thrifty Reviewer, saying, “Grand Theft Auto 3 Cheats”

Charlie presents State of the Industry posted at Charlie’s Blog, saying, “The current state of the video game industry as it stands.”

Brent Bond presents The XBox Ring Of Death – What Does It Mean? posted at XBox Ring Of Death Blog.

Jigsaw hc presents Giveaway: 1600 Marketplace Points for 1600 Ratings posted at XBLA Ratings.

Don Salva presents Warhammer Online to be released?trimmed! posted at Don Salva’s Blog.

Meg presents Simpson’s Paradox » Blog Archive » WarCraft and Weddings posted at Simpson’s Paradox.

Meg presents Wizard 101 posted at Simpson’s Paradox.

I apologise for the rather lazy presentation of this month’s Carnival, but returning to 194 entries is quite a daunting prospect! I promise next month’s Carnival will be back to the usual shining style you’ve come to expect from the Carnival of Video Game Bloggers! Don’t forget to make your submissions here, and check back on the 22nd of September for all the goodness!

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June 25th, 2008
Blog Entry

The Carnival of Video Game Bloggers, June 2008

Hello and welcome to the June edition of the Carnival of Video Game Bloggers! Due to technical trouble, this edition isn’t quite as eloquent as usual. You can rest assured that things will be back to normal next month, so don’t stop submitting those articles!

Let’s kick things off with an entry from the one and only David Herbert. Sigh.

David Herbert presents Games-News-Trainer Mechanic Will Appear In Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09 posted at pariahs-guild.com.

In case you’re interested, there are another 75 (Seventy Five) entries from David Herbert. I certainly hope I don’t forget to include them…

Aury Glenz presents This Game Sucks: GTA IV Edition posted at Trash Flavored Trash.

Jaklar presents Age of Conan Launch Impressions – Good News, Bad News posted at InfoAddict.

96well presents [game] Mechanical turk for Science posted at Reportergene.

Redskyy presents Guitar Hero Increases the PR Pressure posted at media spec.

Harrison presents Top 10 Video Games of All Time posted at Watsonreview’s Weblog, saying, “Some of these games on this list might just surprise you”

old-wizard presents Top 5 Girls From Nintendo posted at Old-Wizard.com.

old-wizard presents Ask DestructoMaximo: May 29th, 2008 posted at Old-Wizard.com.

Anthony De Franco presents The 3rd String Safety: Nearly Perfect: A Review of Devil May Cry 4… posted at The 3rd String Safety, saying, “We are a blog focused on the interests of young men, including sports, MMA, television, and of course Video Games. We cover the hype and releases of many games in addition to reviews of any games we play.”

Aonxe presents Warhammer Online Guild System Heads Up posted at Aonxe, saying, “An interesting, in-depth article about the new game Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning and how their new revolutionary “living guild” system works.”

Fiona King presents Virtual Learning: 25 Best Sims and Games For the Classroom posted at College@Home.

JakeT presents Episode 1 “Roll it Gal” posted at Jak in the Box.

Meg presents Simpson#8217;s Paradox » Blog Archive raquo; Priorities posted at Simpson’s Paradox.

Matthew Boyd presents Sailing away with “Harpooned.” posted at Kwanzoo, saying, “Harpooned – A fine example of video games as rhetoric.”

Eclipse presents The Purpose of Video Game Reviews posted at Gaming My Way.

That’s it for June edition! Once the “Get your free PS3” spam was sifted out, there were some fasnicating reads, so a big thank-you to all who sent something in. And sorry for not including all your entries David, but 75 is a little excessive!

Remember, anyone is welcome to join the carnival, so get typing and submit your blog article to the next edition of carnival of video game bloggers using the carnival submission form.

Past posts and future hosts can be found on the blog carnival index page.

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May 19th, 2008
Blog Entry

The Carnival of Video Game Bloggers, May 2008

I have no idea what the horses pulling this Carnival eat, but they certainly do get a spurt on. It hardly seems five minutes since I channelled David Herbert, yet here we are with yet more of the very finest articles the world of videogames has to offer. So scrub up and let’s dive into the guts of the games world.

First up it’s Eclipse with an insightful post on the oft-overlooked Music of Gaming. I agree that these days we’re seeing more focus on graphics, but I do think we’re seeing much more focus put into creating fantastic, high-quality audio – Bioshock certainly springs to mind, as does Super Mario Galaxy. More music like that, please!

Controversy-courting magician Old Wizard is up next. Now, I’m strongly tempted not to include his submission this month, but everyone’s entitled to their opinion, so here is Old Wizard’s Top 5 Worst Gaming Consoles of All Time. I normally enjoy your posts, but this time you have done my family a great disrespect.

Next up, FitBuff posts about the American release of Wii Fit, in Nintendo Wii Fit Release Date (Preorder Here Now!)”. I’ve had WiiFit for a few weeks now and it is every bit as fun as you can imagine, and I tend to finish my workouts with a distinct sweat on and muscle pains, although the same can be said about my legendary multiplayer Bomberman sessions.

With GTA IV still in everyone’s machines, Ashok is taking a look at the old games violence debate, but with a refreshingly sensible approach. Make sure you read the article Rethink.: The Purported Video Games and Violence Link is A Load of Nonsense, particularly for the blood-curdling link to orange juice.

A new blogger has entered the Carnival! Welcome to Creep Colony, who runs “The #1 StarCraft & Starcraft 2 tips/tricks source, providing the latest news, downloads, maps, bots, strategies & cheats.” This is surely a site that’s going to go from strength to strength as Blizzard release more news, so make sure to head over to Starcraft II Information immediately!

Old-wizard again. Top 10 Hardest Games. Still not forgiven.

A double whammy now from Amanda Harris, who posts a thought-provoking article about Internet safety before relaxing you again with some online Backgammon. You could do it the other way of course but I wouldn’t like to predict the effects. Allowing Your Children to Go Online with Video Games? and Relax with Some Online Backgammon are both posts at eFamilyBlogger. Thanks, Amanda!

Lots of new bloggers this month! The next submission speaks for itself, so it’s over to you, Blue Sunshine! “GTA4 is already under fire from one columnist, claiming that it deserves an “X rating” (not AO mind you). However, his willingness to jump to conclusions is unjustified due to the fact that he hasn’t even played the game. Also a humorous look at others who may complain about the game in the future.” I couldn’t have put it better myself. Grand Theft Auto 4 Already Causing Controversy is a corker.

Old Wizard. Top 5 Worst Video Game Related Websites of All Time. So much anger.

Alvaro Fernandez is here! I love you Alvaro. You make me feel enlightened yet humble at the same time. Exercise Your Brain in the Cognitive Age is a post about “Key questions on Brain Training that politicians, health policy makers, business leaders, educators and consumers should pay attention to.”

Now we have doublehack with Shadowbox 360 Review: Façade posted at DOUBLEHACK?!, saying, “Facade is a game featuring a Natural Language Processor, meaning it attempts to understand your normal speech. It’s impressive, but basically a novelty.” An interesting specimen to tackle doublehack – I approve!

My early favourite Eclipse rounds out this month’s Carnival with a post about my very most beloved Sonic the Hedgehog, with The Revival of Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic Unleashed is still looking amazing to me and I’m sure it’ll do brilliantly, and hopefully you all agree.

Thank you very much to everybody who submitted to this month’s Carnival – it was brilliant to see so many people contributing well-written and interesting articles on such a diverse range of topics. Don’t forget to submit for next month’s Carnival on the Carnival homepage, and come back next month for even more Carnival of Video Game Bloggers!

Oh, and we also have these from David Herbert…

See you next month!



Blog Entry

Carnival of Video Game Bloggers, May 2008 (DH Ed.)

He’s excelled himself yet again.

David Herbert presents Games-News-Mafia 2 Details Emerged posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-World In Conflict: Soviet Assault posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Valhalla Knights 2 Japanese Trailer posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Modding Warehouse-News-1985 Switches Engines posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-New LittleBigPlanet Trailer posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-One Winged Angel posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Columns-Gears of War 2 Multiplayer Wishes posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Videos-EPIC HALO 3 BETRAYAL posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-NEW Lara Croft in UNDERWORLD posted at pariahs-guild.com

David Herbert presents Games-News-Wii Fit Price Tag Revealed posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Meet The Scout posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Brothers In Arms: HH-To Hell and Back Trailer posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Modding Warehouse-Mods-TS2 Studios Gaming Machinima Mod For Sims 2 posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Videos-Halo 3 Roller Coaster posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-New TF2 Map And New Medic Weapons! posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-News-Age of Conan Subscription Rate Revealed posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Sims Sells 100 Million Copies posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Videos-No Scope Was Involved posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Mortal Kobat on iPhone/iPod Touch posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-NEVER B4 DONE ON HALO! Avalanche- Plasma Grenade Musical posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-News-Earthworm Jim 4 Is Announced posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Columns-Games of The Summer 2008: Part 1 posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-News-Bret Favre Will Be On Madden 2009 Cover posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Wii on a HUGE T.V. posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Reviews-Infidelitas posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-News-Nintendo Gives Explanation On Wii Shortage In North America posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Metal Gear Online Beta ?Team DM? posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-News-Boom Blox Is Going Multi-Console posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Bionic Commando Rearmed ?Grenade? posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Modding Warehouse-Interviews-1985 posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-News-EA Is Working On?A Monopoly Video Game?! posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Siren:New Translation posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Columns-WTF Moments In Video Games posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-News-Portal Will Not Be Released For XBLA posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Videos-Homeland Trailer posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-News-Bourne Conspiracy Demo Is On X-Box Live posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-You got Served – Gman style posted at pariahs-guild.com

David Herbert presents Modding Warehouse-Interviews-Halo: Covenant at War posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Modding Warehouse-Map Of The Week-Portal: The Flash Version Mappack posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-News-For The Last Time! No Blue Ray For The X-Box 360! posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-New Killzone 2 Trailer Good Quality posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-OMG-God Of War 2 posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-News-Gonintendo Accidently Found Wiiware Hacking Video posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Brawl Taunts (A Cartoon Parody) posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Columns-Pariah?s Guild Favorite Machinima Series posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-News-Happy 16th Birthday Wolfenstein 3-D posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Modding Warehouse-Videos-Renegade X Trailer posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-News-X-Box 360 Version Of GTA 4 Sold More In The UK posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Molotov Alva $3,500 Contest Machinima Promo posted at pariahs-guild.com.

Well, it’s a start.


April 20th, 2008
Blog Entry

Carnival of David Herbert Bloggers!

A very warm welcome to one and all! Congratulations on finding your way to the world’s only blog carnival celebrating the work of David Herbert. Without any further delay, let’s David!

Damon presents A Whole Bunch of PS3 Bullshit from CNet posted at The Deathbox: Issue #1, saying, “An interesting reply to a very uninformed CNet article”. The first two letters of Damon’s name are the same as David Herbert‘s, which is why he eases us in this month.I haven't read any of these

David Herbert presents Modding Warehouse-Free Games-Crayon Physics posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Game-Videos-Guitar Hero On Tour posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Videos-100 Ways To Die In GMOD posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-New DBZ Burst Limit Trailer posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Game-Videos-Viking Battle For Asgard: War Is Hell Trailer posted at pariahs-guild.com. I'm sorry if they're broken or bad.

David Herbert presents Modding Warehouse-Map Of The Week-Convoy V2 posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Game-Videos-Battlefield Bad Company Tactical Destruction Trailer posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Videos-A Few Good G-Men posted at pariahs-guild.com.

Stephanie presents Moneymaking | ZRaids.com posted at ZRaids.com, saying, “World of Warcraft informational blog for beginners seeking to farm gold for raids and equipment.” I don’t play World of Warcraft, but perhaps I should. If only David Herbert would give me a sign, one way or the other.

Jigsaw hc presents Battlefield: Bad Company Beta Impressions posted at Jigsaw hc’s Rants & Reviews. Cool, cheers Jigsaw. If you’re up there David Herbert, please bestow blessings on Jigsaw, for he doth honour you every month.Only so many hours in the day, right?

David Herbert presents Modding Warehouse – Garry’s Mod Wallpapers – Big Daddy posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Videos-Starfox: Air Strike posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Videos-The Legend of Lego Zelda posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Modding Warehouse-Mods-Best WOW Add-ons posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Free Halo 3 Heroic Map Pack Trailer posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Amazing Nintendo Facts posted at pariahs-guild.com.

Alvaro Fernandez presents Sleep, Tetris, Memory and the Brain posted at SharpBrains, saying, “Do games ever appear on your dreams?”. I can’t take the piss out of Alvaro Fernandez – he’s a giant among ants in the world of smart games blogging. In answer to your question, I usually see Lumines when I close my eyes – does that count?Gotta sleep, eat, go to work,...

David Herbert presents Games-News-Minneapolis Kills Illegal To Sell Video Games To Minors Bill posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-How To Unlock Each Character In Super Smash Bros Brawl! posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Videos-The More You Know: Limited Edition posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Reviews-Enigma The Series:Episode 1 posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Mario Kart Wii Opening Cinematic posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Sonic Unleashed Leaked Video? posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-News-Prey 2 For The PS3 Rumour Squashed posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Game-Videos-Resident Evil 5 playable off-screen posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Videos-Dead Fantasy II posted at pariahs-guild.com.

Sockpuppetking presents Saints Row 2 posted at Next Gen Gaming Talk. Did you know that sockpuppetking’s real name is actually Herbert David? Strange coincidence.

David Herbert presents Modding Warehouse-Map Of The Week-Floozone V2 posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-News-Rock Band For The Wii Announced, But Will Be Stripped Down posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Linger In Shadows: Real-Time Tech Demo posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents April Fools’ Day-2008-Princess Peach Is Pregnant, But Mario Is Not The Father posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Videos-Why can’t we be friends? posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Videos-Crysis:Outtake Series ? Part 1 posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Modding Warehouse-Interviews-Rise To Arms posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Grand Theft Auto IV FINAL Trailer posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Videos-It’s Been Good posted at And I thought Jordan Bieber was addicted. pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Videos-G-Man III: The Finale Trailer posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Too Human Developer Diary posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Robin Williams Plays Spore posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Prototype Slideshow posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-News-Ubisoft Buys Tom Clancy Name, And Announces Tom Clancy MMO posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-News-Ubisoft Releases Tom Clancy H.A.W.X Website posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-XBOX Portable Hands On posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-NEW 50 Cent Video Game posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Modding Warehouse-Map Of The Week-Chamber 23 posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Banjo-Threeie posted at pariahs-guild.com. Seriously David, maybe call the bots off, please?

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Fan Made Diablo 3 Debut Trailer posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Quake 3 on iPod Touch posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Modding Warehouse-Interviews-Nuclear Dawn posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-NEW Sonic Unleashed: WEREHOG TEASER posted at pariahs-guild.com.

Astrobird presents How to Download, Play and Purchase a PopCap Game posted at Dive into Games, saying, “We offer reviews and information for new casual gamers, as well as gaming gift suggestions.” A fantastic entry from AstroBird telling you how to get into the wonderful world of PopCap Games. Incidentally, PopCap Games started after an image of David Herbert appeared in the founder’s bacon sandwich.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Videos-Red Vs. Blue Reconstruction Trailer posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-OMG-Final Fantasy 12 posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Videos-Smash Bros. Lyrics Interpretation posted at pariahs-guild.com.

old-wizard presents Top 20 Worst Video Games of All Time posted at old-wizard.com. I don’t know what my top twenty would be, but here’s a few ideas:

  • Special David Herbert Investigation
  • Double Dragon vs. David Herbert
  • David Herbert‘s Dark Castle

David Herbert presents Games-News-Epic Games Revealed “Make Something Unreal” Contest posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Rock Band Mushroom Drum Pads posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Mario Kart Wii Wifi Online Match posted at pariahs-guild.com.

old-wizard presents Top 10 Video Game Heroes of All Time posted at old-wizard.com. Guess who my number one would be.

David Herbert presents Modding Warehouse-Map Of The Week-Castle 3 posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-WWE Smackdown Vs Raw 2009 HD Tag Team Demonstration posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Battlefield: Bad Company – Redford posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Gaming Machinima-Videos-The Device Has Been Modified posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Mario Kart Wheel Demonstration posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Star Wars: Force Unleashed:Vader Announcement posted at pariahs-guild.com. No... I am David Herbert

CraftedKarma presents How to rip flash games to your hard drive posted at Urban Survival Skills. Useful if you need a break from reading about David Herbert. If you do, you’re stupid.

David Herbert presents Games-News-Stephen King Defends Violent Video Games posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Rufus in SF4 New Character posted at pariahs-guild.com.

Alexander presents Yet another attempt to get video games censored posted at Extremely Lame, saying, “Election time? Check. Legislators a bit down in the polls? Check. It’s time for another instalment of “Let’s blame pop culture for all of society’s ills and cash some quick percentage points!”” I can’t wait until the next British General Election. I’ll make a stand by adding an extra candidate to my ballot sheet. Any suggestions?

David Herbert presents Games-News-Walter Reed Army Medical Center Uses Wiis For Therapy posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-GTA 4 Liberty City Gun Club posted at pariahs-guild.com.

David Herbert presents Games-Videos-Blue Falcon Unlocked-Mario Kart Wii posted at pariahs-guild.com.

Well, that’s the end of this month’s Carnival of David Herbert Bloggers! I do hope you’ve enjoyed yourselves, and make sure to stop by next month to celebrate everybody’s favourite Lord of Dogs, Mr David Herbert. Make sure you read all of his posts and leave at least one comment each. Oh, and David – maybe just choose your best bits next time?

Don’t forget to use our Blog Carnival Submissions Form, and also you can see all our past editions on the blog carnival index page. Cheers, and see you soon!

VITAL STATISTICS:

Total number of submissions: 76.
Submissions from David Herbert: 64.
Number of times the words “David Herbert” used in this article: 74.
Spelling mistakes: 4: “Clany”, “Cancy”, “freind”, “installment”.

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March 24th, 2008
Blog Entry

Carnival of Video Game Bloggers, March 2008 (yes, again!)

Wait, wasn’t last month’s the Carnival for March? Why yes it was, but it makes more sense for this one to be March, what with it being March and all! Anyway, nomenclature aside, I’m proud to present a delicious platter of all the best intelligent gaming articles, covering everything from mouthwatering Nintendo fan art to tasty tips for Wii owners.

Note well, Carnival fans: Some posts submitted before the deadline have been held back for next month’s because I’ve been having a little jaunt around the country. It’s complicated but rest assured, they will feature in next month’s Carnival, I promise. Now, let’s eat!

Hors d’oeuvres

When faced with a huge banquet, it’s best to start with tiny titbits to get your tastebuds warmed up. Alan Smithee‘s “Phantasy Star Generation 1 & 2: Sega really needs to do this… now!” is the perfect start! I’ll admit to being a bit of a neophile when it comes to Phantasy Star, but this certainly is appetising!

A new twist on a traditional starter now: Horny Melon. Normally you’d eat honeydew or galia melon, but here at the Carnival we’ve found a new variety, called “Top Ten Most Anticipated Titles of 2008“. It does come with a warning, though: “This is by no means a comprehensive list, instead showcasing those titles that bring something new to the table or at the very least resurrect a long dead IP.”

A little old-wizard is called for next, I think… ah, that “Top 10 MegaMan bosses” should hit the spot! True fact: I’ve never played a MegaMan game. Those boss names are enticing, though! In fact, they perfectly complement his main course, the “Top 10 Gaming Consoles of All Time“. There’s always some controversy over what ingredients should actually make up a “top 10 consoles” list, but here’s an old Newton family recipe: 5g Sony, 10g Atari, 25g Nintendo, 14kg Sega. Pinch of Microsoft.

Matt Howard‘s next up with an old family recipe for video game satire, perfected in his showpiece “Bush and Advisors Play Team Fortress 2, Iraq War Called Off“. Flavoured to perfection Matt – nice and sour!

Every great chef knows presentation is everything, and a visually pleasing dish always tastes better than a sloppy mess. With that in mind, Game Fan Art presents “Game Fan Art: The Legend of Zelda“, and Robyn J. McCleary shows off “ORIGINAL NINTENDO” from the kitchens of THE BEAUTY OF ART TODAY. Strangely, I’ve noticed most of my cooking tastes better with my glasses off.

Joe Boomer knows how to please his patrons, but I can’t say any more until the court case ends. He can also defend himself, as his knowledge of superb fighting game “Toribash” shows. I’ve lost many an hour to Toribash, so if you haven’t tasted its delights yet be sure to whet your appetite on Joe’s piece. You won’t be the first.

Not all fine dining has to be expensive, you know. I went to a tremendous restaurant last week that was also very reasonably priced. Majid Morabit appreciates thrift, so his dish consists of “All PS3 games for 34.99CDN!“. Carnival reminder: service is not included in the bill. 

Renowned chef Norman Morse can never be accused of serving small portions, and the cornerstone of his new menu, “Why can’t I learn Chinese in a computer game? The Game of Self: Ideas from the perspective of a computer game developer who has immersed himself in Chinese Culture, Self Development and NLP.“, is certainly a mouthful!

Phew, I’d better take a break or it’s possible I’ll die of indigestion. Now’s a good time to mop my brow, loosen my belt and remind you that the next edition of the Carnival should be fully cooked from frozen on April the 21st, and if you fancy hosting it in your own kitchen please leave a comment or email me!

I’m launching into the remaining dishes with renewed energy, and taking a huge bite from Holly Ord‘s “Sexy Girls Play the Wii and You Should Too!” from their restaurant, Menstrual Poetry. Haven’t seen that one mentioned in the Good Food Guide… great name, though.

Justin Young came third in Junior Masterchef at the age of just four, and that natural ability comes through in the menu at his bar and grill Game With a Brain, where today the special is a lip-licking “Five useless lessons taught by video games“. The only lesson I’ve learnt recently is that lining up squares of the same colour makes them disappear. And that this feels good when repeated for hours.

A delightful spread from Neelakantha now, offering a massive 100 different flavours on a plate! “The Wii Owner’s Toolbox: 100 Cool Things to do With Your System” should satisfy you… until Mario Kart Wii is out at least!

Today’s Specials

What is a great main course without the side dishes to complement it? What is fish and chips without salt and vinegar? What is roast beef without gravy? What is Andrew Pellerano without “Portal Guns are a Game Condiment“? I can’t answer that, but his blog YAY! It’s Andrew! has the second best name I’ve encountered this month.

Over at the head table I can just see Andy Boyd‘s head bobbing around, checking out the reactions to everybody else’s dishes. It’s fair to say they’re going down extremely well, but he has with him a six-foot surprise hidden beneath a cloth. With a flourish he proudly unveils his “9 Home Gaming Setups Better Than Yours”, with a booming cry of “some great setups in here including some serious home gaming arcades!” Looks like Phil from Sodaware just threw up a little…

It’s a cliché, but less sometimes really is more, and Andrew Zolman‘s minimalist approach speaks volumes without saying much at all, really. When you see “Webblog.com” posted at game raiderz, I’m sure you’ll agree his dishes speak for themselves.

Someone else who speaks for himself is… well, me. You can chow down on two slices of James Newton goodness, the first of which is my Wii Fit preview from Nintendo Life. After building some muscle, don’t forget your grey matter by checking out my recent article “Dr Kawashima’s Brain Washing: How Nintendo Dumbed Gaming Down“. It might seem anti-Nintendo, but the truth is it was borne out of frustration from listening to their Sight Training and Brain Training adverts all day long at work.

Why not wash that down with a little vintage Sega goodness? We’ve a delightful bottle of Sega Superstars Tennis on our wine list today; a jaunty bouquet with notes of nostalgia and Richard Jacques’s aftershave slipping through. A tremendous accompaniment to our banquet!

Everyone has a favourite chef: mine is myself. That said, Alvaro Fernandez always cooks up a sumptuous plateful, and he’s delivered again this month with a succulent report on The State of the Brain Fitness Software Market 2008, proving there is much more to tightening up your intellectual agility than counting men going into houses.

James D. Brausch just popped into the banquet, handing out flyers for his post “Is Your Keyboard Making You Fat?“. From the looks on the other guests’ faces, they’ve had enough just for now, but I need fattening up, so more for me!

You know when you’re young and you want to avoid eating something horrible, so you push it around your plate and hope it thins out enough to look like you’ve eaten it? Well this isn’t anything like that. All these articles are haute cuisine of the highest order, and none more so than “The Road to Hell is Gamed with Good Intentions: Mass Effect“, Jen’s insightful take on the recent kerfuffle over Mass Effect’s sex scene.

Next I’ll carve a slice of K Peney‘s meaty-looking “Stepping Away from Escapism” from Write the Game. Tender, moist… delicious! More of this, please!

Jigsaw HC barbecues a mean steak, but will he find EA’s Army of Two a little undercooked? His Army of Two Review should satisfy.

I tried sushi for the first time a few weeks ago. I love rice, soy sauce and fish. I hated sushi. If you’re thinking of trying an unfamiliar form of dining called “Macs”, you should check out Jose DeJesus MD‘s “Tips for People Considering a Mac or Macbook“. It could prevent you spitting your cold, salty rice all over yourself.

Well, after all that fine dining it’s only right to finish on something decadently indulgent, and right on cue is dessert master David Herbert of the Michelin-starred Pariah’s Guild, with a calorie-stuffed twenty articles at the time of writing! As is tradition, David earns The Jordan Bieber Award for Most Articles Submitted! Many congratulations and thanks David, I hope you’ll continue to support the Carnival in the coming months!

Videos:

The Bourne Conspiracy: Gameplay trailer with commentary
Circuits in Mario Kart Wii
Street Fighter IV: Chun Li vs. C. Viper
GTA 4 – LCPD Trailer
Leaked Prince of Persia 4 Video
WOW Music Video
Alone In The Dark: Epic Haunting Gameplay Trailer
ButtKicking Device
Iron Man: Iron Flight gameplay
Project Origin – Second Trailer

Gaming Machinima reviews

The Man Who Wanted to Sneeze
One Last Breath
Jay Adams
Mallet
Pimp Saga Episode 3: Revenge

News:

Dexter Game Is In The Works
Pirates Of The Caribbean Director Is Entering The Video Game Market
More Details About Sin City; The Game

Everything else:

OMG-Garry’s Mod 10
Modding Warehouse-Map Of The Week-Station 1

Many thanks again to David and everybody who submitted articles this month! As usual, a few didn’t make the cut but don’t let that deter you from submitting again next time!

I’m stuffed

The next Carnival is coming around on April the 21st, so get those articles in before April the 18th to be considered! Submit your entry using the Blog Carnival submissions form. If you’d be interested in hosting next month’s or a future edition of the Carnival, please leave your name and website in a comment and we’ll strike a deal!


February 18th, 2008
Blog Entry

Carnival of Video Game Bloggers, March 2008

Bmibaby.com - official budget airline of the CarnivalHello, and welcome to the special homecoming edition of the Carnival of Video Game Bloggers! It’s been wandering around for the past few months, searching for its identity like an RPG hero, but now I’m back at the wheel for the next two issues, and the quality of entries is just as high as when I left, which is great!

I’d like to thank Phil at Sodaware for his hard work keeping the Carnival going in my absence, and thanks to everyone else for submitting such great articles!

Now I’ve settled into my groove it’s time to check my mailbox and see what entries have arrived this month.

“SURPRISE!”

What the..? There are banners and balloons everywhere, and lots of people in hats clutching gifts. One of the banners reads “Happy 1st Birthday Carnival!“.

Of course, I’d completely forgotten! The first issue of the Carnival was a year ago! And you threw this surprise party for the Carnival in my house… actually, how did you get in? Never mind, it looks like you guys brought enough articles for everyone to enjoy!

Let’s see… this one looks good. It’s a very sophisticated looking box, and the tag reads “A Gaming Technology Blog”. Ah, it’s from Fadzli, and it’s just what I was after – the “GeForce 8800 Ultra | 8800 GTX” article! I’ve been interested in a new graphics card for a while, so this will come in handy. Thanks!Mrs Boots would certainly agree

This one feels like a pot or vase or something, but it’s a little strange, like it’s filled with liquid. It says “happy birthday Carnival, from K Peney at Write the Game”. What a great surprise! I can’t wait to get into this one… it’s “Enough With the Realistic Water Already”! Water effects are easy to rave about – those in Sonic R were great ten years ago! – but not everybody’s so enthusiastic!

Next up is a big rattling box from Sagar, full of expensive-sounding equipment. It simply says “How to Homebrew Wii Games: 73 Tips, Tutorials and Resources”, at Virtual Hosting. Well, that’s great! Thanks, I’ll pop that up there, though I should say I am against modifying consoles. Still, the Flash tutorials are useful!

Well, look who just walked in! It’s Karl Ljungberg from Charlie Brown in the World of Games! At least that explains the fancy dress. Oh, and you brought a present too! Ahh, I think I know what this is… it’s “Wolfenstein 3D”! “Yep, it’s a simple review of the classic Wolfenstein 3D”, says Karl. Many thanks indeed! You know, Wolfenstein was one of the very first games I ever played, and I remember firing the gatling gun one shot at a time. Good times.

Wow, this room is getting full… if everybody’s here, I think now would be a good time to ask any of you guys if you’d like to host a future edition of the Carnival of Video Game Bloggers. That goes for all you guys who just came to read and enjoy the party too! I can’t guarantee presents, but I can assure you that you’ll have fun and receive links and new readers, hopefully enough to take your blog to the next level of popularity. The next available edition is on April the 21st, so if you’re interested please leave a comment!

Okay, everyone’s too busy eating cake to listen any more, so let’s see what other presents we have here. This one looks good… ah, I recognise this handwriting; it has to be Jigsaw hc from Jigsaw hc’s Rants and Reviews! Always good to see some familiar faces! This time it’s his “Free Month of Gamefly”, which if you’re a regular Carnival attendee will prick your ears up I’m sure.

Well, after you guys I think I can spy a few more presents on the pile, but this Money Blue Book has caught my eye. The inscription reads “Halo 3 – Is the Video Game Industry Getting Bigger Than the Movie Industry?, happy birthday from Raymond”. Many thanks Raymond for such an interesting present!

Wow, looks like this next one is in its own custom paper – it says “WHdb” all over. Ahh, it’s the “Top 25 Linux Games for 2008” I asked for. Thanks, Neelakantha!

I’ve never believed in the word “modesty”, so here I am about to gatecrash my own surprise party with a couple of articles of my own. First of all is my recent post “My Strange Love (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Sony)”, which is all about my recent purchase of, shock horror, a PlayStation Portable! There’s a perfectly good reason behind it though, but I guess you’ll just have to read the article to find out!

The next article for your delectation is over at another website I’ve just started writing for, Nintendo Life. You may notice it’s slightly more professional-looking than this one, and I guess it represents a tentative step into “real” games writing, rather than my Animal Crossing diaries. Anyway, you can check out my two reviews, one about Endless Ocean and the other on the lovely Doshin the Giant.Cake

Well, back to the pile! There’s a very slim box here that’s about the right size for a PSP game, so I’ll dive right into that one. It is a PSP game! Oh, but it’s a Final Fantasy game. R.O. has given me “Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core for PSP” from R.O.’s World Reloaded, and wanted to let you guys know “Japan Man has sexy Japanese idols, romantic advice, video game reviews, and Bleach Info. All of the video clips and pictures are new and my advice is timeless. Come check out my site, subscribe to my feed, stumble me, and comment!” Thanks, R.O.!

I’ve actually played two Final Fantasy games in the past two weeks, which is two more than in the rest of my life. Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles is much better than when I played it with Jim once years ago, but Final Fantasy Tactics on PSP lasted about twenty seconds:

You forget yourself! You are in the presence of the princess!

Mayhaps a bowed knee would less offend.

I couldn’t tell if it was ironic or not, and I didn’t want to play the rest of the game to find out.

You know, sometimes I open the best-looking presents right away, but this time I’ve left it until the end. It looks like a sort of boxing-glove shape, but what use would only one glove be? Let’s rip it open and see what’s inside… “Top 10 Characters from the Punch-Out Series” from Old-Wizard at Old-Wizard.com. Wow, you must have spent ages making this! I just hope that fat bald-headed pig isn’t number one, or else!

Last up, but certainly not least, is this rather squishy-feeling present with the tag “love, Alvaro Fernandez”. Regular Carnival attendees will recognise Alvaro as one of the web’s leading lights on truly intelligent gaming, with plenty of revealing research into the beneficial aspects of video games on the brain. You can tell I’m a fan, so let’s see what present Alvaro brought… “Are Schools (Cognitively) Nutritive for Children’s Complex Thinking?”, saying “Why videogames may be, in fact, a great complement to schools…”

Mixed in amongst all the beautiful cards was a pretty high amount of junk mail this month, unfortunately. I thought the name “Carnival of Video Game Bloggers” was fairly self-explanatory, but I’m guessing not! So it’s thanks but no thanks to the following submitters, whose content wasn’t suitable: John Crenshaw, Carole G. McKay, Rob Moshe, Robert Phillips and a second article from Raymond.

Next time, I'd like one of these please

Well, that was a wonderful surprise, and thanks to everybody who came, whether you brought a present or your best wishes. The next Carnival of Video Game Bloggers will be right back here on Monday, March the 17th, so make sure you get those submissions in before Friday, March the 14th! Use the Blog Carnival Submissions form to get that article on my desk, and remember: anything game-related is fair game for the Carnival! Also, don’t forget you can host a future issue, so drop me a comment or an email if you’re interested!

Now, we’ve all got some serious reading to do, so scram!


February 11th, 2008
Blog Entry

My Strange Love (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Sony)

Many years ago, when I was but a young naive boy in a world of moral black and white, I swore a lifelong allegiance to Sega. I would never touch a Nintendo controller or go within fifty yards of anyone who owned a Sony console. Here in the present day I own more Nintendo machines than Sega by four to six, and I’m fine with that, because I’m fending off the evil power of Sony with their lowbrow games and inept marketing (apart from the PS2 sat by my telly).

Well, until the other day.

My Weakness

Now, my willpower isn’t the best. Years ago I tried to quit games for Lent, and got caught playing Breakout at half-twelve on Ash Wednesday. With that in mind, I stood absolutely no chance when I saw the words “Phantasy Star Portable” in this month’s GamesTM.

I’ve wanted a new handheld Phantasy Star game ever since the Gamecube version let you link to a GameBoy Advance. “Aha,” I thought, “now I can train my FOmar on the go!” but sadly the best I could do was play a NiGHTS minigame and raise an army of Tails Chao. With no signs of Sega taking up my idea for Shining Soul III or PSO DS, there’s only one platform to buy to take Phantasy Star with me wherever I go.

And Sony Makes FourIMG_0919-small

For all its critics, the PSP is a very impressive machine. Yes it’s huge and slightly ergonomically flawed, but it’s extremely versatile as a media machine, although I suppose today most mobile phones offer similar options, though without the huge screen.

It doesn’t have a huge number of games I’d love to play, but I’ve already borrowed OutRun 2006: Coast to Coast, Street Fighter Alpha 3 Max, Tomb Raider Legend and Sonic Rivals 2. The first two have to go back as they don’t support my 4GB card (darn!) but Sonic Rivals 2 is absolutely awesome. Its main flaw is having way too many character stories, but the action is phenomenal, a fast and exhilarating mix of reactions and racing. The levels are huge and fluid, with almost no stopping from one end to the other, and very few of the big drops that plague the Sonic Rush games. The second Act of every level is even a side-on beat ’em up against your rival, and although it’s hardly Smash Bros. it’s still a refreshing change for a Sonic game and much better than Sonic Battle.

Taking up most of my time so far has been Monster Hunter Freedom, which like Shining Soul before it is an online RPG without the online bits. Yes you can meet up locally for quests, but I’m the only person I know who owns a PSP, despite the fact I work in a games shop. It’s a little like PSO in its combat, with combo attacks and some similar items, and exactly the same “wow!” reaction when you see the rare items in the intro. I hope it’ll tide me over until Phantasy Star Portable (can’t really shorten that to PSP!).

A Long Wait

Some people have pointed out it’s a slightly unusual move to buy a console in order to play one game that won’t be released until much later in the year, and they’re absolutely right. I don’t even know much about the game in question, other than it’s based on Phantasy Star Universe, which I played briefly and very much enjoyed. I don’t even know if it’s got online play, but if it does that’s one more reason to get back online properly (that and Smash Bros. Brawl). The simple, pure allure of being able to play Phantasy Star wherever I go is enough.

I don’t know if the PSP will become my number one portable console, although as I only play Animal Crossing on DS these days it stands a pretty good chance. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to collect seven Special Mushrooms and then finally beat Shadow. Games are great.

Oh yes, and I almost forgot. The wonderful Carnival of Video Game Bloggers is coming back home to the Collected Writings of James Newton on February the 19th, and I am currently welcoming all submissions concerned with games in all shapes and sizes! All you have to do is go to the submission page and leave your entry. I look forward to reading it!


February 5th, 2008
Blog Entry

NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams Impressions

I had to agree to a “no squeal” rule in order to play this morning, such is NiGHTS’ power over me. I think I’d broken that rule within about five seconds of hearing the distinctive musical cue on the Wii menu, and again on the “Sonic Team” ident. This post is pretty much just squeals put into proper words.

I was actually reluctant to start NiGHTS, partially paralysed by the threat of disappointment, but there’s only so many times you can read the manual – I even read the warranty, for goodness’ sakes. I guess I just wanted to savour the whole of it like I did with the original eleven years ago. I could even go into an in-depth review of every single part of it – like how the disc itself is artistically disappointing compared to the original’s sky of blue and silver stars – but I think only I would be interested in reading it!

Gateway to your DreamsNiGHTS logo

My first impression is something akin to meeting an old friend and seeing they’ve grown up to become something they were meant for. The FMV intro is wonderful, a fluid NiGHTS sweeping over mountains and water just like old times, and the scenes in what is presumably Twin Seeds are every bit as evocative and familiar, cute bubble cars and twilit bedrooms from the first game becoming more real but just as charming. Each character’s movie even follows the same format, with their fears transforming from people into mocking ghosts who drive them towards a welcoming light.

Into the game proper, then. The “Mindsight” system that uses the Wii Remote’s pointer to lure NiGHTS towards it simply isn’t accurate enough for the tight turns and Paraloops needed to succeed. If you ask me, it seems like a secondary method that wasn’t really intended to provide the same experience as the other stick-based controls. Using a Nunchuk is a strangely disconnected feeling, without the expected heightened sensation of flight due to its lightness. Using a Gamecube controller, despite its notched stick, just feels right, particularly with tricks accessed with the triggers.

nightswiiThe levels themselves are classic NiGHTS – if that’s not a huge overstatement after two original games in a dozen years – with names like Pure Valley, Aqua Garden and Delight City. The most significant difference is the introduction of “missions” to widen the structure of the levels, with only the first mission usually following anything like the traditional Chips-rings-Links format, and others asking you to save or slaughter Nightopians (apparently Paralooping them sends them to “a place of relaxation”…), achieve a certain Link or defeat the level’s Nightmaren boss.

Of the four bosses I’ve encountered so far, two play like NiGHTS originals Puffy and Gillwing, asking you to Touch Dash a rotund enemy through obstacles or Paraloop a scaly creature to damage it. Not that I mind of course – these are classic enemies reworked on a larger scale – particularly when they’re more engaging than the two truly new enemies I’ve encountered, Cerberus and Chamelon. The latter is particularly frustrating – you have to Paraloop the background to reveal his hiding place, then again to damage him, but it seems so far removed from an enjoyable boss encounter it just becomes an exercise in patience. Cerberus is better, asking you to dash a connecting cable to bash the dogs’ heads together, but it’s less than gold standard.

My Dream? Not Entirely…

Nightopians are much cuter now than before, but so far seem less developed. You can hatch their eggs in the Nightopia stages, but the real interaction happens in “My Dream“, a sort of Chao Garden where Nightopians and Nightmarens co-exist, though there seems so little to do there at the moment I’m left wondering what the point is. Supposedly it uses the Wii’s Weather Channel to adapt the climate, and it changes appearance depending on the ratio of good-to-evil, but I guess these are long-term revelations. I did hatch a family of Nightopians wearing balaclavas, which is possibly the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

This is all coming out much more sensibly than it seems in my head. I’m trying to be rational about it rather than simply daubing “IT’S NEW NiGHTS!” everywhere, which is what I’ll be telling everyone at work tomorrow. The simple fact of the matter is I really, really like it. My major gripe with it is that there isn’t enough NiGHTS in the levels: the missions seem to detract from the core joy of flight, but they’re not flawed in themselves, perhaps just a little unsuited. Counteracting that is the sense that it’s a truly updated NiGHTS that uses technology to achieve things they couldn’t on the Saturn. Graphically it shows its lack of development time rather than the Wii’s relatively low power, but the art and design shine through, and there are still some beautiful moments – Lost Park switches from verdant greenery to broken desert at the flick of a switch, and the fishy Gillwing-like boss explodes into a cloud of brightly coloured balloons.overview2

Dreams Dreams

The very fact I can now play a second original NiGHTS is enough to send my heart churning, but I remarked to Hannah it gives me exactly the same feelings as the original did – wonder, warmth, hope; that sense you’re experiencing something special. It’s been a long twelve years, but NiGHTS has returned, and with all the excitement around it I can’t help but feel the journey has only just begun.

I’m listening to Dreams Dreams (NiGHTS) by Sonic Team, from Sonic Team Unplugged Live 2004.


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