I just found a cornflake in my oven gloves. Strange as we've only got Shredded Wheat - world's best fungus perhaps?

I just found a cornflake in my oven gloves. Strange as we've only got Shredded Wheat - world's best fungus perhaps?
So now I can update you on what I'm not doing wherever I am in the world. How thrilling for you all! Expect classics like 'I'm at work' ...
should really be in bed, but there's something endless fascinating about the Internet after midnight. Fighting the urge to Stumble.